Out of the Mouths of Babes…

“I don’t want Charlie’s prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We’ll leave it at that. I am so over him. He’s the one who can’t move on. He’s disgusting and he’s hit an all-time low.”

-Denise Richards commenting on the rumor that she sent an email to ex’s, Charlie Sheen’s, fiancee Brooke Mueller asking for Charlie’s sperm so she could have another kid.

“There are times when I wonder if writing about topless hot chicks and Britney Spears all day is even worth it anymore. Then there comes a story like this.”

-Blogger “Todd” at I Don’t Like You In That Way commenting on the Richard’s/Sheen story.